I started actually doing work around 3 today. I’m leaving at 4. PGP.

My “Sunday Funday” consisted of getting drunk and giving high school kids unsolicited advice. PGP.

Played In a charity kickball game all day. Now I’m too sore to go out. PGP.

Five days. Five engagements. Five more future vacation days used. PGP.

Going into a coworker’s office for a quick meeting that quickly turns into a 10-person, private Clash of Clans session. PGP.

Got sent on a two-week business trip. Hotel doesn’t have complimentary breakfast. PGP.

Being introduced as “the Tinder girl.” PGP.

I moved to the city to have a better social life. My exorbitant rent now makes that impossible. PGP.

People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.

“How you doing this morning? It looks like you don’t want to be here.” -Becky from HR. PGP.