Has Steely Dan always been this good, or am I just turning into my dad? PGP.

Free HBO and Cinemax weekends are a big deal in my house. PGP.

Not shitting, but remaining on the pot. PGP.

Tindering at a wedding. PGP.

No more sleepovers on weeknights. PGP.

A room full of Room Essentials. A pantry half full of Market Pantry. PGP.

I can finally scratch “Get sued” off my bucket list. PGP.

Meeting the cute new girl at work and forgetting her name instantly. PGP.

Googling “functioning alcoholic” to see if I fit the description. PGP.

Sore from bowling. PGP.