Parents and in-laws both going apeshit about which family events we attend and for how long during the holidays. Let’s call the whole thing off. PGP.

Wife has threatened to fly home if I don’t stop answering emails on vacation. PGP.

Regional manager is taking the last 3 of us out to lunch this week. We’re going to the food court at the local mall. PGP.

The sarcastic “good for you” when you tell a coworker you’ll be off on Friday. PGP.

The “I feel I can work and get along with pretty much everyone” lie during an interview. PGP.

Girlfriend just thanked the waiter at a taco bar by saying “Graci-YASS.” PGP.

Wanting to visit friends in other cities on the weekends but declining because traveling on Sundays intensifies the Scaries ten-fold. PGP.

Kids that I went to high school with are turning 30. PGP.

Passive aggressive emails about ice tray and paper towel usage. PGP.