Finally admitting you’re addicted to cigarettes. PGP.

Getting too old to hook up with the new hires at work. PGP.

Being ghosted by multiple companies that you interviewed with. PGP.

Rethinking my life after seeing my uber rating fall from 4.9 to 4.81 in a span of 3 weeks. PGP.

I was cool in high school and college. Not anymore. PGP.

My entire office is covered in wood paneling. PGP.

Just realized I’ve reached that point in my life where someone giving me a tie as a gift is socially acceptable. PGP.

“Who all do we have on the call?” PGP.

Getting your entire office of millennials hooked on PGP. PGP.

Finding out that college was basically an $80,000 Excel workshop. PGP.