3 of my friends work in offices with beer on tap. My office has a snack shelf. PGP.
Officially have more LinkedIn connections than Facebook friends. PGP.
Today I watched someone in my office walk out of the shitter, bypass the sink without a second look, and go straight to the break room to grab a donut. PGP.
Living vicariously through people who put in their two weeks notice. PGP.
Realizing how expensive health insurance is when you turn 26. PGP.
Been here for a year. Done all there is to do. Mentally checked out while I apply for other jobs. PGP.
When you have to call in sick so you can go to a job interview. PGP.
Office was broken into over the weekend. They raided the fridge and stabbed the Coke machine with a butcher knife. PGP.
Everyone in my department calls me “kid” and I’m 27. PGP.