3 of my friends work in offices with beer on tap. My office has a snack shelf. PGP.

Officially have more LinkedIn connections than Facebook friends. PGP.

Today I watched someone in my office walk out of the shitter, bypass the sink without a second look, and go straight to the break room to grab a donut. PGP.

Living vicariously through people who put in their two weeks notice. PGP.

Realizing how expensive health insurance is when you turn 26. PGP.

Been here for a year. Done all there is to do. Mentally checked out while I apply for other jobs. PGP.

When you have to call in sick so you can go to a job interview. PGP.

Office was broken into over the weekend. They raided the fridge and stabbed the Coke machine with a butcher knife. PGP.

Everyone in my department calls me “kid” and I’m 27. PGP.