Asking “Who do you know here?” at a party. TFM. Asking “Who do you know here?” at a networking event. PGP.

Got deployed, wife threw out all my Frat Tees. PGP

My department was the only one in the building required to work on MLK day. PGP.

Watching project X and all I can think is that I hope the parents have a great home insurance plan. PGP.

Dated my ex for five years and his parents wouldn’t let him propose because he was in grad school. He just got engaged to someone from his grad school. PGP.

Deemed the office kid because I listen to early ’90s hits. PGP.

Went with my pops to meet his coworkers at local dive, ended up shacking with his secretary. PGP.

Half the exec team ended up at my apartment after the holiday party. The Director of Operations took my dog out. I can’t look anyone in the eye today. PGP.

I feel like all the girls I know made a pact to get married within the same year. PGP.