I just sat though a conference call at a house party. PGP.

Working from home today. Boss never said yes to the telecommute request, but he also never said no. PGPowerMove.

Was called “sir” multiple times today by a college freshman. PGP.

I gave up cheating on my diet for Lent. PGP.

Accidentally peeped my manager’s notepad during conversation. It said: “NO ANALYTICAL SKILLS”. PGP.

I got drunk and bought the new Air Jordan golf shoes. Jesus help me. PGP.

Threw up on myself while waiting for an Uber with an (almost) one night stand. PGP.

I just realized today that my ten year high school reunion is next year. PGP.

PGP is blocked on the client’s wifi. PGP.

I used to Facebook while drunk, but I recently switched to Linkedin. PGP.