Sure thing deal pulled out at the last minute on Friday afternoon.

Cashier asked if I have a sick kid at home as I purchased a Pedialyte.

Co-workers using St. Patrick’s Day to justify lunch beers as if you don’t have them every Friday.

Havig to go to the minute clinic at CVS when you get sick because you’re too busy at work during the day, and because you still haven’t found a new primary care physician after aging out of the pediatrician’s office. PGP.

“Don’t forget to dial 9 first.” PGP.

Just bragged to someone about my Credit score. PGP.

New at the company and didn’t know the lock on the end bathroom stall was “faulty.” Someone walked in on me taking a shit. There was eye contact. PGP.

“If I had worked this hard in college I would have gotten a 4.0.” PGP.

Every company I cold call seems to be having a meeting at the same time today. PGP.

About to ask my manager if she would be cool with me applying to an internal role. I’ve been in my position for roughly 3 months. PGP.