Blocking your schedule out for a “meeting” so you can go buy 1/2 price candy during work. PGP.

My only real motivation at work is not to get fired and not to get hassled. PGP.

I receive more messages from LinkedIn recruiters than I do from Bumble…I’m not even looking for a new job. PGP.

Ugh, I hate hearing about my coworkers’ kids and their Halloween. PGP.

My one friend in the office brought her lunch without telling me. Now I have to walk outside in the pouring rain to get lunch alone today. PGP.