I’m just trying daily to meet my wife on Bumble. Is that too much to ask? PGP.

Officially have more LinkedIn connections than Facebook friends. PGP.

Kevin Duranted myself in the group chat. PGP.

My chair needs more lumbar support. PGP.

My cubicle is next to the floor trash can and it smells. PGP.

Living vicariously through people who put in their two weeks notice. PGP.

Got my first raise last week. Found out today it was just enough to put me in the next tax bracket and now I’m effectively making less money. PGP.