Finally got to use, “just putting out some fires” when asked how my job is going. PGP.
Do you have a Linkedin? PGP.
Getting TSA Pre-Check and not being able to take advantage of the benefits because your home airport isn’t big enough. PGP.
Swiping right on an obvious fake, just in case. PGP.
People who type the email content in the subject line. PGP.
Coffee and Cough Drops. PGP.
My coworker responded “Thank you, master” in a group text with my boss. I’m not sure if I can take this anymore. PGP.
That knowing “you’re gonna go get fucked up, aren’t you?” look from your boss when you tell him you’re taking PTO to go to Vegas. PGP.