Coasting on Two Screens

cynic

Member Since 09/20/2017

Finally got to use, “just putting out some fires” when asked how my job is going. PGP.

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I’m Gonna Need You To Lower Your Energy Level

Do you have a Linkedin? PGP.

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Getting TSA Pre-Check and not being able to take advantage of the benefits because your home airport isn’t big enough. PGP.

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Swiping right on an obvious fake, just in case. PGP.

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People who type the email content in the subject line. PGP.

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Coffee and Cough Drops. PGP.

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My coworker responded “Thank you, master” in a group text with my boss. I’m not sure if I can take this anymore. PGP.

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That knowing “you’re gonna go get fucked up, aren’t you?” look from your boss when you tell him you’re taking PTO to go to Vegas. PGP.

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