Just bragged to someone about my Credit score. PGP.

Coworkers that ask “Where’d you go?” when you return from taking a shit. PGP.

New girlfriend invited me to her college reunion. Got cucked. PGP.

Decided not to go out this weekend to save a bit of money. Phone stops working on Sunday and I drop 250 to fix it. PGP.

New at the company and didn’t know the lock on the end bathroom stall was “faulty.” Someone walked in on me taking a shit. There was eye contact. PGP.

“If I had worked this hard in college I would have gotten a 4.0.” PGP.

My boss will purge her old emails and re-forward everything to me to make more room in her inbox, clogging up mine. PGP.

About to ask my manager if she would be cool with me applying to an internal role. I’ve been in my position for roughly 3 months. PGP.