Getting more matches on bumblebizz than I ever got on bumble. PGP.

Transferring credit card balances to avoid the interest. PGP.

The highlight of my week was definitely getting two free Krispy Kreme donuts. PGP.

My company is on a hiring freeze. PGP.

Getting irritated by a coworker’s loud and angry keyboard-typing noises. PGP.

Only two single people in the wedding party – me and the groom’s 16-year-old brother. PGP.

“You are the first caller to the conference.” PGP.

Justifying spending more by telling yourself you’ll get more reward points. PGP.

Being the only one to laugh during a 7-person conference call when someone said, “We need to somehow add girth.” PGP.