I corrected a coworker on where to find something yesterday. My boss had to talk to me about it today on how it was unprofessional. PGP.

Boss bought me a coffee for ‘no reason.’ It has been an afternoon of anxiety and paranoia. PGP.

Thought I was following a friend on Instagram with a knack for sunset/nature photos for the last 6 months. Turns out it’s a random 9th grader with the same name. PGP.

Accidentally called a senior manager “dude” during a Monday morning tag-up. PGP.

Coworkers who show you their weight loss before-and after photos. Every. Week. PGP.

AIM is shutting down. The last trace of the 90s is officially gone. PGP.

My mom calls me ‘sweetie’ in public…Im 28. PGP.