Getting recognized underneath the bathroom stall walls by your cowboy boots and someone striking up a conversation mid-deployment. PGP.

Was playing around with my phone, took my sim card out and lost it. I leave for Europe tomorrow. PGP.

I worked late enough to sleep on the office break room couch twice this week. PGP.

Getting legitimately excited to update your LinkedIn after accepting a new job. PGP.

Co-worker calls me “Good Girl” every time I do something before he asks me to do it. PGP.