I have to fire someone three days before Thanksgiving. PGP.

Just watched John Duda Juul inside a restaurant. PGP.

Got more Bumble matches in 7 days in Europe than I have in the past 6 months in the US. PGP.

Mandatory office potlucks. PGP.

My boss “borrowed” my phone charger. It has been over a month now and I am afraid to ask for it back. PGP.

I’m office hot at my new job…. I’ll take it. PGP.

Just found out I have to come in the Friday after Thanksgiving. Can’t wait. PGP.