Not getting the end of year bonus because I started my new job 2 days after the firm’s FY. PGP.

Browning out during the office gift exchange and forgetting to take home your present. PGP.

Too tired to drink. PGP.

My boss emailed me within that 10 minute window I was briefly away from my desk. He decided to call me to confirm that I got his email. PGP.