Wouldn’t be terribly upset if I got the flu because I don’t want to be at work.

When your company updates its software and it’s worse than before. PGP.

My grad school professor said “let’s get into it” 10 times tonight and I keep waiting for Dave to walk in. PGP.

I have an early start tomorrow, but sure, I can meet you for one drink. PGP.

My job frequently touts “Work/Life Balance” but regularly denies PTO… PGP.