Company holiday was just changed from a Friday night happy hour to a Tuesday luncheon. PGP.

My last three Tinder messages have been sponsored advertisements. PGP.

Drawing your boss in the Secret Santa drawing. PGP.

Finding the quickest route out of the workplace that is out of other coworkers line of sight. PGP.

Sick day policy so bad I’m sitting back at work 20 min after having two wisdom teeth removed. PGP.

I pay more on taxes than I did on tuition. PGP.

Can’t grow a beard but still have to shave everyday. PGP.

Not a work wife, not yet a work mom. PGP.

I met my bf because I’m a recruiter and he was my candidate. My company rejected him. He’s my date for the company holiday party this month. PGP.