Left my number on my receipt for the 22 year old bartender. I’m 28. PGP.

Leaving the office the same time people are leaving the bars. PGP.

Upvoting your own comment on PGP. PGP.

“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.

I thought “Athleisure” was a brand — I’ve been looking all around for it. PGP.

Completing deliverables hungover is my version of the Jordan flu game. PGP.

“The new hires are all bright eyed and bushy tailed.” PGP.