Accidentally peeped my manager’s notepad during conversation. It said: “NO ANALYTICAL SKILLS”. PGP.

New guy’s name is Brady…he’s a complete Todd. PGP.

I’ve texted more with my boss in the last two days than anyone else. PGP.

Wine makes me sleepy. PGP.

Getting ghosted on Valentine’s weekend. PGP.

Saving money on car washes by parking outside during thunderstorms. PGP.

Brought in donuts on my first Friday in the new office. Upside: everyone likes me. Downside: now I have no beer money for the weekend. PGP.

My work nickname has stuck and has absolutely nothing to do with me or my real name. PGP.

Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.

Waiting for the day my coworkers stop referring to me as the baby. PGP.