I’ve learned I have to schedule about a half hour block in my day to answer stupid questions. PGP.
I have two sets of tupperware with similar but not matching lids and it’s slowly driving me insane. PGP.
Your parking job being your proudest accomplishment of the work day. PGP.
Everyone around me is either in a committed relationship or too old to hang out together. PGP.
Leaving one suit coat at your desk at all times so your boss doesn’t know if you’ve truly left. PGP.
Middle management role with entry-level pay. PGP.
Getting a good night’s sleep, but still depending on coffee to get through the day. PGP.
Boss described my job as “holding down the fort.” PGP.
Stopped by at a bagel shop this morning and found out the bagel wasn’t toasted after I got to the office. PGP.
Our vendors have decided to double the cost for everything because my manager is a poor relationship manager. PGP.