I gave up cheating on my diet for Lent. PGP.

Using “It was a short month” as your excuse for being broke at the end of February. PGP.

Sometimes you just have to take a fuck it I am not going in day. PGP.

Being in a perpetual state of, “NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!” PGP.

Printed my resume at work for the new job that I’m interviewing for while my boss was waiting behind me in the line. PGPowerMove.

I sat in the parking lot for an hour before work debating about taking a sick day. PGP.

Didn’t get the job. So the three month job search continues. PGP.

Being more invested in the lives of “This Is Us” characters than my own personal life. PGP.

Bachelor being the most romantic part of my week…and I’m in a relationship…#pgp

Single Ply Toliet Paper. PGP.