Pulled a muscle attempting to hit the dab tonight.

Taking a sick day when you aren’t sick to avoid your office full of coworkers who refuse to take a sick day when they are. PGP.

Accidentally put salt instead of sugar in my coffee this morning. PGP.

Getting an email from your boss on Friday evening that begins with “Do this first thing when you get in on Monday.” PGP.

My job makes me change my password every two weeks. PGP.