Being the ibuprofen dealer in the office.

I put in my notice and the company owner told me not to bother coming back.

Waking up hungover without getting drunk.

Every time someone calls in sick, rumors swirl about that person interviewing at another firm.

Director just made me print several hefty documents I initially emailed to her because she “doesn’t do emails.”

I’ve used up most of my PTO going to job interviews.

Having a date at 8 p.m. and already worrying you’ll get home past your bedtime.

Stuttering when my doctor asks me how many alcoholic beverages I consume per week.

My intern is getting married before me.