Desk crunches. PGP.

I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.

Just got a text from the office manager saying we are opening the office late due to the snow. I was already here. PGP.

I feel hungover every morning. I drink heavily about twice a week. PGP

Bought 20 shares of Powerball today. PGP.

Woke up early to pack my lunch. Forgot it on my kitchen counter. PGP

I can recognize cars I’ve seen before by their license plates on my commute. PGP.

Promoted to a bigger office. Computer screen now faces the door. PGP.

“I know you already left the office, but can you handle this right now?” PGP.

Being the exact type of person I said I’d never become. PGP.