ChaseIsThirsty

Chase is a douchebag recent college grad who decided to take his current job, only because the office smelled like bacon. He enjoys being day drunk and late night booty texting. He's not radical.

Member Since 12/04/2014

23 Things That Will Most Likely To Drive You To Murder This Christmas

Between email, phone and in person, I’ve used the same ‘Enjoy the Holidays’ salutation nearly 50 times today. PGP.

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Still haven’t bought Christmas presents for my family. PGP.

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I listened to “Dust in the Wind” twice in a row on my way to work this morning. PGP.

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“Let’s try to work on that.” PGP.

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I haven’t had actual paper currency in my wallet in weeks. PGP.

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Making more money than I ever have in my life, still managing to be broke as fuck. PGP.

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I’ll get a bed frame one of these days. PGP.

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Asking Santa for a better job. PGP.

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The new Camry gets impressive mpg and doesn’t look half bad. PGP.

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