ChaseIsThirsty

Chase is a douchebag recent college grad who decided to take his current job, only because the office smelled like bacon. He enjoys being day drunk and late night booty texting. He's not radical.

Member Since 12/04/2014

If one co-worker goes in on the snow day, you all go in.

Post Grad Problems

Nothing like the rush of starting and finishing a report 30 minutes before its due. PGP.

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Paying the price on Monday for how little you accomplished on Friday. PGP.

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Immediately transferring my “keep the change” funds from my savings into my checking. PGP

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Something else to worry about. Nice.

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I’ve worn the same slacks every day this week. PGP.

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Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

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That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.

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Thinking about starting a blog. PGP

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New phone system at work traces every call and my boss can listen in at any time. Thanks Obama

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