When things get hard, I go into the bathroom and listen to Styx’s “Come Sail Away” and remember my Caribbean cruise from three years ago.

I always think tomorrow is the day I’ll start giving a shit. Tomorrow never comes. PGP.

I don’t want to be here.

Taking a casual Friday approach to Thursday mornings #PGP

It’s practically Friday…

Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

Looking for your Times New Roman in the streets who’s a Wingdings in the sheets, but content on settling with a Calibri every time.

Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.

Maybe I should go back to school for a master’s. PGP

My tobacco consumption has quadrupled during unemployment. PGP