Life becoming a fine balance between Officespace, the Truman Show, and Groundhog Day. PGP
My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP
Went from still drunk to hung over in the same meeting this morning. PGP.
“I’m really busy with work” being the go-to excuse for not dating. PGP.
Your company finally hiring attractive women right after you get a girlfriend. PGP.
Knowing your boss is coming around the corner just by the sound of their footsteps. PGP.
The only other employee under 40 just quit. PGP.
All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.
My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP
The song ” I don’t fuck with you” accurately describes how I feel about my coworkers. PGP.
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