ChaseIsThirsty

Chase is a douchebag recent college grad who decided to take his current job, only because the office smelled like bacon. He enjoys being day drunk and late night booty texting. He's not radical.

Member Since 12/04/2014

Road trips with your boss.

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It’s Friday and I’m here. That should be good enough. PGP.

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In my office bracket, I’m losing to the girl that has never watched basketball before in her life. PGP.

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I had Iowa State in the Final Four. PGP.

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I’m now part of “the machine” that I used to rage against. PGP.

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“I’m sorry babe, we just can’t afford a baby right now.” PGP

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Having all the ingredients to cook dinner except for the motivation. PGP.

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Applying for positions you’re clearly under qualified for on company time in hopes they throw you an entry level position just to be nice. PGP.

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I just read “21 True Facts About Drew Carey That Will Blow Your Mind”.

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I got a yellow onion at the store instead of a red one. Just to mix things up. PGP

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