ChaseIsThirsty

Chase is a douchebag recent college grad who decided to take his current job, only because the office smelled like bacon. He enjoys being day drunk and late night booty texting. He's not radical.

Member Since 12/04/2014

All I want for Christmas is beer, better Netflix, and for my student loans to be paid. PGP.

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When I receive an email that my supervisor is CC’ed on, I reply to it without including my supervisor on it. The sender of the original email proceeds to CC my supervisor again when they respond to me. PGP

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College kids bitching about finals week. PGP.

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The transmission went out in my 3 year old car this morning. PGP.

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I fucking hate LinkedIn. PGP

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Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

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I’m not even pretending to work today. PGP.

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Too hungover to even try to hide it

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Those people on the technical school commercials look more happy and successful than me. PGP.

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Putting “Fake Smiling” on my Linkedin skills page

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