When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

“Let me find out and call you right back” PGP.

My coworker nicknamed his cubicle the “Thunder Dome” and lets everyone know it. PGP.

Running errands during lunch. PGP.

Will I ever get used to this? PGP.

The old guy next to me uses talk to text. PGP.

Using a sticky note as a coaster. PGP.

Blowing your nose with paper towels. PGP.

Uninstalling an re-installing Tinder no longer gets around the likes limit.

Tomorrow is my last day, considering myself a free agent. PGP