My company not having its shit together is the only thing keeping me from being fired. PGP.

I’ve already lost half of the socks I got on Christmas. PGP.

My coworker is ten times more annoying now since his heart attack. PGP.

My favorite gift this year was the Sonicare my mom got me. PGP.

Thought I could get away with wearing jeans into our near-empty office today. Still got called into HR. PGP.

Praying that my tax return will be enough to knock out a nice chunk of my credit card debt. PGP.

My desk is directly next to the bathroom and no, it’s not because I’m the shit. PGP.

All I want for Christmas is for my coworkers to stop talking about their kids. PGP.

Shooting for average. PGP.