I’m the epitome of average. PGP.

Telling the interns to work hard in school so they don’t have to work here after college. PGP.

And I thought I was broke in college. PGP.

I’m not trying to get fired, but I wouldn’t saying I’m actively trying to keep my job. PGP.

Being an intern at 23. PGP.

Convinced my garbage man only waves in the morning, because he knows he has better benefits than I do. PGP.

So much access to bank accounts and social security numbers. All I need is a little push from the right person. PGP.

99% of my work is done in 5 minute bursts. PGP.

I put in my two weeks notice and took a two hour lunch. PGPM.