Atrophy. PGP.

When someone laughs at you for going inside to get the receipt at a gas station but that’s the only way you can get reimbursed. PGP.

Everything in the office having to be gluten free. PGP.

The can of Febreze in the office bathroom ran dry three weeks ago and no one has replaced it yet. PGP.

The realization that I’m officially closer to 30 than I am to 20. PGP.

“I suggest you just trade this in.” – Mechanic PGP.

Got sushi with my boss. She ordered the Philadelphia roll. PGP.

Today is my last day of undergrad… welcome home. PGP.

Having your headphones break in the middle of the workday. PGP.

Had an attractive girl flirting with me at the gym last night. 100% sure she was underage. PGP.