Acid reflux. PGP.

Knowing you’re due for your annual act of mischief and debauchery but still dealing with the fallout from last years incident. PGP.

The highlight of my week will be the Grillmaster Giveaway…even if I don’t win. PGP.

Not getting invited to the PGP beach vacation. PGP.

The hot girl at the gym said hi to me and it made my day. PGP.

My supermarket sells 6 packs of Michelob Ultra for $12.99. PGP.

I’m “visibly” excited to use my new paper shredder. PGP.

The company just “refreshed the fleet” and replaced my Suburban with a Traverse. PGP.

Sunday Scaries on a Friday morning. PGP.

Thanks to the column about Disney songs, I now have “I Just Can’t Wait to be King” stuck in my head. PGP.