Coworker just asked me if I ever drink so much that I feel sick the next morning. I’m hungover right now. PGP.

That moment of sheer panic when your boss walks into your office Monday morning and asks “What are you working on right now?” and you are reading Sunday Scaries from PGP. PGP.

Cherry picking emails. PGP.

The bar exam. PGP.

Spending 90% of your time on Bumble/Tinder during conference calls. PGP.

Neighborhood garage sale is this weekend. PGP.

Coworker complained to me that her half birthday was yesterday and no one said anything about it. PGP.

Being expected to work on vacation. PGP.

I’ve started getting irrationally angry at emails that do not have easy to read fonts. PGP.

Heard someone taking a huge dump through the door to the women’s restroom while walking by. PGP.