No one in my office cares about the Derby. I live and work in Kentucky. PGP.

When a rainy Friday night gets you just as excited to stay in and watch a movie as going out used to in college. PGP.

Getting your entire office of millennials hooked on PGP. PGP.

Turns out the guy I’m going on a date with tonight is 6’8″ which makes him 20 inches taller than me. PGP.

Told I’m one of the top 2 candidates. Didn’t get the job. PGP.

Our IT manager clicked the scam google docs link. PGP.

I post more on LinkedIn than I do to Facebook or Instagram. PGP.

Derby Weekend TGDAG. I haven’t been this excited coming into work everyday since I started this job. PGP.

A group of recent college graduates asked me if I’m “also” considered a Millennial. I’m only 25. PGP.

I’m the asshole who brews a new pot of coffee every time I need a pot of coffee. Every. Time. PGP.