“Let’s discuss offline” – said during an in-person meeting. PGP.

My tax return was rejected. PGP.

Went on a job interview today. Discovered midway through it was a pyramid scheme. PGP.

“Have you seen that new Starbucks drink?” PGP.

Boss asked me if I was hungover today at work. Didn’t drink last night, however I’m not wearing makeup today. PGP.

Taking your time getting out of your car so you don’t have to walk in with coworkers. PGP.

My coworker created a fantasy baseball league for his sons little league team and asked me to join. PGP.

Being old enough to remember when Facebook was cool. PGP.

Being more excited for the NFL Draft than my new job offer. PGP.

“I know you’re taking vacation today, but we need you to call in for this meeting?” PGP.