Spent half my paycheck at Costco. PGP.

Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.

I listen to podcasts more than I listen to music. PGP.

“Cash me outside, how bout dah?” Has finally infiltrated my office. PGP.

Got a buzz from a mini bottle of JD on a flight. Between not eating and dehydration I’ve become a shell of my younger self. PGP.

Stressing over a three day project revamp, only to end up being told the original version was fine after all. PGP.

Being able to lip sync your coworkers’ usual responses to your morning greetings as you walk away. PGP.

Sprained my ankle. Turns out everyone I work with is a doctor. PGP.

Post-grad walk of shame- when you spend too much time on your phone when you’re in the crapper and have to walk back to your cube with one or more of your legs asleep. This happens to me a few times a week. PGP.

My boss saw this push notification on my phone: “Your saved job ____ is about to expire. Don’t wait to apply!” PGP.