Trekked to the office in this blizzard for an important client meeting that “can’t be missed” only to find out the client cancelled without notifying anyone but the boss. Boss forgot to email the team to not come in. PGP.

Accidentally bought a jumbo pack of single ply toilet paper. PGP.

Filling out my bracket gives me more anxiety than anything at my job. PGP.

I was 150% productive yesterday; I’m about 30% productive today. It’s called balance. PGP.

Getting dinged from your dream job in the final round. PGP.

I just taped an open bag of Goldfish to my desk to make snacking easier. Unsure whether it’s innovative or just kinda sad. PGP.

My boss came up to me and asked for motivation to get him through the day. PGP.

It was 65 degrees on Tuesday. It’s 6 degrees and snowing today. PGP.

Too tired to put in contacts this morning and now have a headache from wearing glasses all day. PGP.

I don’t give a damn about your cheat day. PGP.