My mom ignored my call yesterday. PGP.

The frustration when your phone doesn’t recognize your fingerprint, so you have to personally type in your passcode. PGP.

Double fisting coffee first thing in the morning. PGP.

My boss told me I should look into “getting some ADD medicine.” I don’t think I should tell him that I just don’t care about work. PGP.

Creating a PGP account while on a never-ending conference call. PGP.

Intently reading a piece of paper when your boss walks by to look busy. PGP.

Sent a department-wide email with a catastrophic typo. PGP.

Got paid on Friday. Checked my bank account this morning. Apparently, spent 50% of it on t-shirts from my favorite brewery back home. Priorities, right? PGP.

I mentioned to my parents that I take toilet paper from hotels during business trips and now they’re convinced I’m having money trouble. PGP.

Stuck in the lab while the lady who cleans our office yells at her daughter over the phone. PGP.