Hit a deer. I’m more upset about the fact that I am a week behind on podcasts because my rental doesn’t have Bluetooth than I am about the actual damage to the car. PGP.

“How’s your bracket?” PGP.

Having your aunt and uncle add you on Snapchat. PGP.

Getting alerts of someone making purchases with my stolen credit card info really ramps up the Sunday Scaries. PGP.

I’m still hungover from Friday. PGP.

Lying about your St. Patrick’s Day plans. PGP.

“Where’s your green?” PGP.

The insurance policy for the person that rear ended me was apparently cancelled and they can’t find a new policy. PGP.

Having to work on St Patrick’s Day. PGP.

Bought a large bag of wings for $10 and had them for dinner everyday this week. PGP.