Getting kicked off the family phone plan. PGP.

Erectile dysfunction ads on PGP. PGP.

The I’m-too-lazy-to-make-dinner PB&J. PGP.

Seeing your Uber charges from the weekend. PGP.

“The kiddos…” PGP.

Had a dream I got fired but with an awesome severance package. PGP.

Was called “sir” multiple times today by a college freshman. PGP.

New guy sends commanding emails in Comic Sans. I can’t bring myself to respond. PGP.

Went on a brunch date, got sunburned. PGP.

Spent all weekend locked in a single vehicle with five of my in-laws driving 8 hours to my parents’ house and back. I was actually looking forward to work. PGP.