Car got stolen. In the suburbs. PGP.

Taking an early lunch despite the fact I’m not even hungry. PGP.

Boss tried to “updog” me this morning. PGP.

Officially old today as I checked the 25-34 age category instead of the 18-24. PGP.

When you crack a beer at 3, and Pandora immediately plays an ad about addiction. PGP.

An apple a day does not keep the doctor away. PGP.

Black cartridge is low. Black cartridge very low. PGP.

Being happy that your friend’s wedding is next calendar year because you already used all your vacation days. PGP.

Boss went on paternity leave this week. His entire workload was given to me. PGP.

Apparently my headset does not actually mute while I’m on conference calls. PGP.