Stopped by at a bagel shop this morning and found out the bagel wasn’t toasted after I got to the office. PGP.

Our vendors have decided to double the cost for everything because my manager is a poor relationship manager. PGP.

Accidentally peeped my manager’s notepad during conversation. It said: “NO ANALYTICAL SKILLS”. PGP.

New guy’s name is Brady…he’s a complete Todd. PGP.

I’ve texted more with my boss in the last two days than anyone else. PGP.

Wine makes me sleepy. PGP.

I got drunk and bought the new Air Jordan golf shoes. Jesus help me. PGP.

Getting ghosted on Valentine’s weekend. PGP.

The closest you can get to psychedelic drugs is Joe Rogan’s podcast. PGP.

Saving money on car washes by parking outside during thunderstorms. PGP.