I sat in the parking lot for an hour before work debating about taking a sick day. PGP.

Didn’t get the job. So the three month job search continues. PGP.

When your boss doesn’t show up for the day so the work load falls on you. PGP.

I’m still hungover from day drinking on Sunday. PGP.

Single Ply Toliet Paper. PGP.

I’ve learned I have to schedule about a half hour block in my day to answer stupid questions. PGP.

My dog puked on my carpet not even 10 minutes after I finished cleaning my apartment. PGP.

Two and a half hour phone call with Comcast hungover on a Sunday. So this is hell? PGP.

Nothing kills a buzz faster than finding out you don’t have President’s Day off at 6 p.m. on Sunday. PGP.

I have two sets of tupperware with similar but not matching lids and it’s slowly driving me insane. PGP.