I’ve been “trying to start that show” for like 6 months now. PGP.

Girlfriend puked in an Uber this weekend, considering taking $300 out of a mutual fund that I parked away cash for her engagement ring. PGP.

Career fair duty. PGP.

Threw up on myself while waiting for an Uber with an (almost) one night stand. PGP.

“…has requested a read receipt on this email.” PGP.

“… at your earliest convenience.” PGP.

“Back at it.” PGP.

My company put a block on Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube over the weekend. At least they left me. PGP.

My coworker, who is atleast 20 years older than me, just invited me to a “Galentine’s Day Dinner Party.” PGP.