Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

Spent 7 hours at the El Paso airport. PGP.

Took up golfing as a hobby because pride is overrated. PGP.

Young coworker telling you if they work hard they’ll get a raise and a promotion. PGP.

I don’t know who Todd is and I’m too prideful to ask in the comment section at this point. PGP.

Having more notifications on LinkedIn than Insta. PGP.

Went down a floor in my office building to throw up this morning so my co-workers don’t think I’m a degenerate. PGP.

Having a surplus of PTO and a shortage of funds to do anything with it. PGP.

Senior coworker is leaving to another team. I’m inheriting all of his responsibility and none of his pay. PGP.

I just found out I’m going to a wedding for Memorial Day weekend 2018. PGP.